A Paradox Life

If it is possible for something to be impossible then impossibility becomes possible meaning everything is possible.
- Knight-In-White-Satin
Ask me anything

fat-boy-lover:

Postyour funny pics guys

fat-boy-lover:

Postyour funny pics guys

fat-boy-lover:

ha,ha it got me too hope some fools get it

fat-boy-lover:

ha,ha it got me too hope some fools get it

northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

(Source: lildicktornado)

shawnhasalife:

mfnvu:

elionking:

onlyblackgirl:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star


"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star" 

"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"

"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."

My in-laws once claimed the naan at a restaurant was spicy, lol!

Anonymous said: Tell us your top 5 puns!!!!

ineptbox:

I don’t wanna give out all my secrets, but…

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.

Did you hear about the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner!

Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.

Did you know I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it?
It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes!

agent-of-fandom:

mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

image

(Source: chickem)

sexycubutah:

deangoddambrose:

THIS IS THE GREATEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT


*when it goes in for the first time*

sexycubutah:

deangoddambrose:

THIS IS THE GREATEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT

*when it goes in for the first time*

listoflifehacks:

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yelyahalive:

squldward:

good-vibes-set-in:

dreamitstheonlywayout:

THIS IS SO CUTE ASDFGHJNUGJEBFBFI

LOOK AT THE LAST ONE. LOOK HOW DAMN HAPPY HE IS OMFG

I HAVE A BIG CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH ON YOU

THE WAY SHE COVERS HER MOUTH WHEN HE ASKS HER TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND I FUCKING CAN’T

(Source: tevere)

ravenclaw-prefect-anthony:

snoberry:

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

Forever reblog

ravenclaw-prefect-anthony cubbybuddy622 xoxo

Literally my favorite of all time.

(Source: katara)

swimminghomosubtitles:

Rin never imagined Haruka would be correcting his English.

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